For more than fifty years, the names Cheech & Chong have meant one thing in cannabis culture. Now their hemp-derived THC drinks are on our shelf, shipped direct from Cheech & Chong's own warehouses.
The lineup covers almost every way people like to drink THC: a zero-calorie seltzer, a sweet tea, a fruit soda, a two-ounce shot and a pour-it-yourself spirit. And one of them comes with an idea we liked enough to write about on its own: a bottle designed to be used twice.
What's on the shelf
- High & Dry THC seltzers, 5mg. Zero-calorie, zero-sugar seltzers in Magic Mule, Wondermelon and Mango Fizz. The easiest place to start.
- High Tea THC iced teas, 5mg or 10mg. Sixteen-ounce cans of Cheech's Peaches and Tommy Palmer, a black tea with lemon.
- Pit Punch THC sodas, 5mg or 10mg. Made with Rolling Loud in Fruit Punch and Orange.
- Legends THC shots, 10mg or 25mg. Two-ounce shots: an Indica-style Mixed Berry and a Sativa-style Pink Lemonade.
- The Judge's Stash THC spirit, 10mg per ounce. An alcohol-free key lime spirit in a 750 mL bottle: 25 one-ounce pours, 250mg in all. Shoot it, pour it over ice, or swap it 1:1 for the tequila in a margarita.
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The Judge's Stash: a bottle with a second life
Most drinks end the same way: the bottle is empty, and it goes in the recycling or the trash. The Judge's Stash is built so it doesn't have to.
The Judge's Stash with Conversion Kit pairs a full bottle of the spirit with a set of glass and rubber fittings. When the 25 pours are gone, you rinse the bottle and fit the kit, and the empty bottle becomes a collectible glass water pipe. Same bottle, second job. The kit is an accessory for adults 21+ and for use with legal products only.
Why reuse matters more than recycling
Recycling is better than the landfill, but it isn't free: glass has to be collected, sorted, crushed and melted down again before it becomes anything new. Using the same bottle again skips all of that. That's why the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency puts reducing waste and reusing what you already have at the top of its waste management hierarchy, ahead of recycling.
We'll be straight about the scale: one reused bottle doesn't make a drink carbon-neutral, and we're not going to call it that. What it does is keep a well-made glass bottle in use instead of sending it off to be broken down. That's a small, real step in the right direction, and it's built into the product rather than left to good intentions.
Other second uses for the bottle
You don't need the kit to give a Judge's Stash bottle another job. Once it's rinsed, the heavy glass makes a good:
- Water carafe for the table or the nightstand
- Bud vase for a single stem or a few cuttings
- Oil or vinegar bottle with a pour spout
- Shelf piece, especially the Limited Edition signed bottle, which comes in a collector's gift box
We read the lab reports
Every Cheech & Chong product page links a certificate of analysis from an independent lab, and we read each one before listing. The drinks test close to their labels. Where a batch landed noticeably above or below the label, the product page says so in plain words, so you know exactly what you're pouring.
How it ships
Cheech & Chong ships every order direct from its own warehouses in Utah, Florida and Minnesota, and tracking comes back to your HempBeverages.com order automatically. Cheech & Chong items ship free once a product line reaches $50 in your cart. Some states are excluded for some products; each product page lists where it can and can't ship, and checkout only offers delivery where we can deliver.
Frequently asked
Are Cheech & Chong THC drinks alcoholic? No. Every drink in the lineup, including The Judge's Stash spirit, is alcohol-free. The THC is hemp-derived Delta-9.
Which Cheech & Chong drink is best for beginners? A 5mg High & Dry seltzer or a 5mg High Tea. Start with one, and give it at least 20 minutes, ideally an hour, before deciding on a second.
What does the Judge's Stash conversion kit do? Its glass and rubber fittings turn the empty, rinsed 750 mL bottle into a glass water pipe, so the bottle gets a second use. It's for adults 21+ and legal products only.
Do I have to use the kit to reuse the bottle? No. The bottle on its own makes a good carafe, vase or oil bottle once it's rinsed. The kit is one option, not the only one.
Is the spirit in the kit set the same as the bottle sold alone? Yes. Same 750 mL bottle, same 10mg per ounce, same lab-tested batch. The set adds the conversion kit and gift box.
Hemp-derived THC products are for adults 21 and over. Do not drive or operate machinery after use, and do not use if pregnant or nursing. Availability varies by state; checkout only offers shipping where we can deliver. Nothing here is medical advice.
