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Green Monké

Green Monké makes Happy Sodas: sparkling, hemp-derived THC sodas built as a social alternative to alcohol. Every Happy Soda pairs Delta-9 THC with an equal dose of CBD...

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About Green Monké

Green Monké makes Happy Sodas: sparkling, hemp-derived THC sodas built as a social alternative to alcohol. Every Happy Soda pairs Delta-9 THC with an equal dose of CBD (a 1:1 ratio), in nostalgic flavors like Blue Raspberry, Orange Cream and Tropical Citrus.

  • Two strengths: 5mg THC + 5mg CBD (Mango Guava, Orange Passionfruit) or 10mg THC + 10mg CBD (Blue Raspberry, Tropical Citrus, Orange Cream, Lychee)
  • Light: 25 calories or less and 5g of sugar or less per 12 oz can. Lychee and the Skinny Amalfi Spritz are zero sugar at 10 calories.
  • Fast onset: the brand reports effects in about 15–30 minutes
  • Lab tested: every flavor links to its Anresco Laboratories Certificate of Analysis

New to Green Monké? Start with Blue Raspberry, the brand's most popular flavor. Want a lighter lift? Try a 5mg can or the Skinny Amalfi Spritz (5mg THC + 5mg THCV).

  • 🔬 Lab-tested, public COAs
  • 🌿 Low-dose & sessionable
  • ✨ Zero hangover
  • 🚚 Ships in 1–2 days
Important update69 days left to stock up

New hemp rules arrive December 11, 2026

A federal law change will pull most hemp-derived THC drinks from shelves. The date moved back one month from November 12. Stock your favorites while the full lineup is still here.

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THC drink FAQs

How much THC is in Green Monké drinks?

Green Monké drinks on our shelf range from 5mg to 10mg of hemp-derived THC per can or serving. Some also contain CBD. Check each label, and start low if you are new.

Which Green Monké drink is best for beginners?

Start with Green Monké Mango Guava, at 5mg THC. Have one, then wait a full hour before having more.

What kinds of drinks does Green Monké make?

We carry 7 Green Monké products. Formats: Soda, Cocktail.

Are these drinks legal?

Hemp-derived drinks under 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight are legal federally today under the 2018 Farm Bill. From December 11, 2026, a new federal rule limits finished hemp products to 0.4mg of total THC per container. State rules vary, and restricted states are blocked at checkout.

Do you ship to my state?

We ship to most U.S. states. Restricted states are blocked at checkout, so if you can complete your order, we can ship to you.

Are these drinks lab-tested?

Yes. Every product is third-party lab-tested with a public certificate of analysis, or COA.