A low-dose, highly sessionable Happy Soda. Nostalgic mango and guava with 5mg Delta-9 THC and 5mg CBD, made to make happy hour happier.
✦ 5mg THC + 5mg CBD per can · ✦ 25 calories · ✦ 5g sugar · ✦ Zero alcohol · ✦ Lab tested
Try a 4-pack, or stock up with a 12-pack. Mix it up with other Green Monké flavors in the Green Monké collection.
Ripe mango meets tropical guava. Juicy, bubbly and easy-drinking, with only 25 calories.
Best served chilled, over ice, with a slice of lime.
Every Happy Soda pairs Delta-9 THC with an equal dose of CBD (a 1:1 ratio). The brand formulates it for a smooth, social buzz with CBD's calming balance.
Each can carries 5mg of hemp-derived THC, a sessionable, low-dose amount for most adults and an approachable place to start. Many people describe the feeling as relaxed, social and clear-headed, without the heaviness or next-day hangover that comes with alcohol.
Tested by Anresco Laboratories (ISO/IEC 17025 accredited). Lot EXP 01/21/2027 measured 5.46mg Delta-9 THC and 5.14mg CBD per can, with microbial screens passing. Download the Certificate of Analysis (PDF) →
Green Monké started in 2019, when longtime friends Pat Gleeson and Jen Lockwood came across a CBD drink made by the Green Monkey team in the UK and set out to build a THC soda for North America that tasted like real soda. Mango Guava was one of the three original Happy Sodas that launched in California in 2021, and today every one pairs Delta-9 THC with an equal dose of CBD.
Instead of smoke shops, the brand works through beer and liquor distributors, and it's the exclusive hemp-infused beverage at Pabst Theater Group's Milwaukee venues. Green Monké says it donates 1% of gross profits to organizations working against isolation and loneliness. Read the full Green Monké story →
⚠️ WARNING: Contains hemp-derived THC. For adults 21+ only. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Do not use if pregnant or nursing, and consult a medical professional if you are sensitive to THC. Do not mix with alcohol or other substances. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Keep out of reach of children and pets. See our Warning Statements and Prop 65 Notice.
Cannabinoid content is per serving. Start low and go slow.
Every batch is third-party tested. View the Certificate of Analysis below.
View Certificate of Analysis (COA)Due to local regulations, we currently can't ship to:
Carbonated Water, Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Hemp Derived CBD Emulsion, Hemp Derived Delta-9 Emulsion, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid, Sucralose, Beta Carotene
| Serving size | 12 fl oz (355 mL) · 1 can |
|---|---|
| THC | 5 mg Delta-9 per can |
| CBD | 5 mg per can |
| Calories | 25 |
| Total sugars | 5 g |
| Alcohol | 0% |
Green Monké makes Happy Sodas — sparkling, hemp-derived sodas with a 1:1 ratio of Delta-9 THC to CBD, in nostalgic flavors built as a social alternative to alcohol. 5mg and 10mg strengths, 25 calories or less, lab tested by Anresco...
Shop Green Monké21+ ONLY. Hemp-Derived THC. Use responsibly.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Products contain hemp-derived cannabinoids compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill (less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight). Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Includes FDA, California Proposition 65, and Kentucky disclosures. Full Warnings & Disclosures · California Prop 65 · Kentucky Warning Statements
Do not drive or operate machinery after consuming. Effects may be delayed up to two hours.
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Your state allows hemp drinks at a lower THC limit per container, so only part of our shelf can ship to you. Higher-dose items will be blocked at checkout.
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State law is the blocker, not us. Rather than let you build an order and fail at the payment screen, here is the honest version — and we will tell you the day it changes.
Where we ship →Start low, go slow. Here’s a rough guide — everyone’s different.
One serving is a gentle, social lift — relaxed and clear-headed. Everyone should start here, then wait.
Give it a full hour. Still want more? A second brings a warmer, looser buzz.
A third is a lot — save it for seasoned sippers, never rush it, and never mix with alcohol.
Effects often begin within 15–20 minutes, though it varies by product and person. Wait a full hour before having more. Must be 21+.
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Start with one and wait a full hour before having more. Low-dose (2.5–5mg) is mellow; 10mg and up is more pronounced. Go slow until you know your sweet spot.
Most of our beverages use fast-acting emulsion tech, so effects often begin within 15–20 minutes, though it varies by product and person — usually quicker than edibles.
Likely yes — these contain real THC. If you’re subject to testing, don’t consume them.
Yes. Every product has a third-party Certificate of Analysis. Find it on our Lab Results page.
We ship to most U.S. states. Pick your state above and we will tell you straight away — restricted states are blocked at checkout, so if you can complete your order, we can ship to you.
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