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21+ ONLY. Hemp-Derived THC. Use responsibly.
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All aboard the Pineapple X-Press — tropical, fizzy, and running 10 milligrams hot. Keef packs juicy golden pineapple into a crisp classic soda and doses each can with 10mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. It's a luau in a longneck's body.
✦ No hangovers · ✦ Fast-acting · ✦ Hemp-derived & federally legal · ✦ Lab tested
You're getting a full case of 24 cans at $5.47 per can. Stock deeper, save more: 48 cans (5% off), 72 cans (8% off), or 96 cans (12% off) — pick a pack size above.
The train departs in roughly 15–20 minutes and pulls back into the station within 1.5–2 hours — a bright, happy ride the whole way. At 10mg per can, one is a solid single-can session; newer riders should start with half a can and see where the track leads.
How is this legal?
The 2018 Farm Bill legalized hemp-derived Delta-9 THC nationwide. Keef ships to most U.S. states, adults 21+ only.
Is it like an edible?
It drinks like a soda and doses like a beverage — 15–20 minutes to onset and a quicker fade than gummies or baked goods.
Why sell by the case?
Cases mean the best per-can price and efficient shipping — cheaper per can than any 4-pack.
How should I store it?
Keep cool and dark, serve ice-cold, and keep it strictly 21+.
⚠️ WARNING: Contains hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. For adults 21+ only. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. See our Warning Statements and Prop 65 Notice.
Every batch is third-party tested. View the Certificate of Analysis below.
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21+ ONLY. Hemp-Derived THC. Use responsibly.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Products contain hemp-derived cannabinoids compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill (less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight). Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Includes FDA, California Proposition 65, and Kentucky disclosures. Full Warnings & Disclosures · California Prop 65 · Kentucky Warning Statements
Do not drive or operate machinery after consuming. Effects may be delayed up to two hours.
10mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per 12 fl oz can. Caffeine-free, no added coloring.
| Serving size | 12 fl oz (355 mL) |
|---|---|
| THC | 10 mg per can |
| Diet | Caffeine-free |
Start low, go slow. Here’s a rough guide — everyone’s different.
One serving is a gentle, social lift — relaxed and clear-headed. Everyone should start here, then wait.
Give it 30–45 minutes. Still want more? A second brings a warmer, looser buzz.
A third is a lot — save it for seasoned sippers, never rush it, and never mix with alcohol.
Effects begin in 10–20 minutes. Wait before having more. Must be 21+.
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We’re not a single label on a shelf — we’re the curated shop for every hemp drink worth drinking, all in one cart.
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Start with one and wait 10–20 minutes. Low-dose (2.5–5mg) is mellow; 10mg and up is more pronounced. Go slow until you know your sweet spot.
Most of our beverages use fast-acting emulsion tech, so effects usually begin within 10–20 minutes — much quicker than edibles.
Likely yes — these contain real THC. If you’re subject to testing, don’t consume them.
Yes. Every product has a third-party Certificate of Analysis. Find it on our Lab Results page.
We ship to most U.S. states. Restricted states are blocked at checkout — if you can complete your order, we can ship to you.
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